March 2012
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Mar 1st
February 2012
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Wealthy more likely to lie or cheat: researchers →
“One experiment invited 195 adults recruited using Craigslist to play a game in which a computer “rolled dice” for a chance to win a $50 gift certificate. The numbers each participant rolled were the same; anyone self reporting a total higher than 12 was lying about their score. Those in wealthier classes were found to be more likely to fib, Piff said. “A $50 prize is a...
Feb 29th
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Things My Partner Says
“Mostly I just want a vehicle for eating that sauce.” 
Feb 29th
Feb 28th
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How my papers get finished
Me: Oh boy, this is going to take forever. I gotta get this done quick!
The Paper: Yea you should.
Me: Alright, there we go, got my Intro done and thought about my main content so I'm looking good. Can't take my foot off the gas now though.
The Paper: Yea...but you've got a LOT done so give yourself a break.
Me: I know right? Now I have like 1/3 of it done. Wow, I am making good time.
The Paper: Oh shit! Yea you did! You totally are gonna have enough time, don't sweat it. Take a break, champ!
Me: Yea, that sounds good.
[Fast forward a few days]
Me: Oh shit, what happened? Why am I not done yet?!
The Paper: I don't know. You were really close though.
Me: (Facepalm)
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Taco Bell sends kids to college
Who would’ve known?  I think I’m one of 3 people on Tumblr who is watching the NBA All-Star Game festivities. I just saw the Skills challenge and each player was seated next to a young kid who looked like they were in high school. The whole time, I’m thinking they’re trying to do the “include the children” thing that soccer does but then Tony Parker wins the...
Feb 26th
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Feb 25th
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Man poses as Denny's manager, cooks burger →
[Straight outta The Onion…]
Feb 24th
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Drugstore Cowboy
[And no, I am not going to rob a hospital or pharmacy] I’ve suffered from migraines for about 10 years and for about 8 of those years, I’ve had some sort of insurance. This is a year that I don’t and I almost fell out of my chair when I found out the price for a medication my doctor just prescribed.  Now, I went to the doctor in part because The Good Shit that I take for...
Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 19th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 16th
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FEMINISM! What? Yeah.: TUMBLR FRIENDS!  →
feminismisprettycool: On this Galentine’s Day, I have decided to ask you to introduce yourselves! One of my first favorite blogs, iamateenagefeminist, has a really awesome fierce feminist one. Mine is going to be less amahzing. I just like the idea of getting to know you (…getting to know all abouuuuut yooouuuu…… I’m going to procrastinate on my work a bit more and partake in...
Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 9th
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Jeremy Lin = #Linning →
Great article by Les Carpenter. Lots of things that make this a unique story that is going to have everyone’s eyes glued to the TV.  They sent him to the D-League. When the Knicks put him on a plane to Erie in late January, Lin was terrified that last year was happening again, that his NBA dream was gone, that he was destined to be an interesting footnote in a long list of international...
Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 8th
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M.I.A. @ the Super Bowl
Wow, you’d think this was the first time anyone watching football field has seen someone use the middle finger. Acceptable? No. News-worthy? Shouldn’t be. 
Feb 6th
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WatchWatch
What a disaster. The damage done is pretty significant, but I want to tell her “It’s not too late! You can still try and salvage the wreckage. Learn from the Netflix debacle and the President of the Worst CEO 2011 winner Reed Hastings. People will forgive you even after you screw up once, twice, or even three times so long as you try and make things right.” 
Feb 2nd
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WatchWatch
Oh christ. I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time. My stomach hurts. 
Feb 2nd
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