Stuff my partner says: 
[Regarding Ariel, from The Little Mermaid]
“Her dad is KING OF THE OCEAN. WHY CAN’T SHE JUST BE HAPPY?!”

Stuff my partner says: 

[Regarding Ariel, from The Little Mermaid]

“Her dad is KING OF THE OCEAN. WHY CAN’T SHE JUST BE HAPPY?!”

Tap, tap. Is this thing on?

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